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		<title>Movies the rest of you won&#8217;t shut up about that I&#8217;ll never watch.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Terminator]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; In observance of the Oscars here are my reviews of movies I&#8217;ve never seen and don&#8217;t plan to, ever. &#160; Avatar: Three months later and the Internet remains awash in putrid fanboy jism over this thing. OMG GET OUT OF MY RSS FEEDS, AVATARDS! &#160; I can&#8217;t wait for this to be over, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>These are some Motherfucking Haikus.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>More of this, pls.</title>
		<link>http://www.novaslim.com/2010/01/more-of-this-pls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nOva</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[all about the music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had a really dope breakfast conversation today about writing, music and&#8230; well, writing and music, at the Starbucks at Howard with a loud derelict chortling in the background at a book he was reading. It was extremely fucking loud, and we were afraid he was dying because it was a hacking cough that sounded like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random and current facts about me:</title>
		<link>http://www.novaslim.com/2010/01/random-and-current-facts-about-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nOva</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[disclosure]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dharma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hip-hop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[janet jackson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suck at Jazz, like, I know as much about Jazz music as I do sports (which I like to refer to as &#8220;professional televised gym class.&#8221;) I do not like Corrine Bailey Rae. I&#8217;m compelled to point this out because she always comes up in music conversations with me. I suppose my engagement in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America, this is your Grammy winner. Right here.</title>
		<link>http://www.novaslim.com/2009/12/america-this-is-your-grammy-winner-right-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nOva</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[all about the music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m only just getting around to paying any attention to the Grammy noms, since my investment in not only popular music but music as a whole and any discussion thereof is diminishing faster than the speed of light. Seriously, the world has gone mad and all I can do is laugh until my sides hurt. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We must destroy Hidden Beach &#8220;Unwrapped&#8221; jazz thingy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nOva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know Hidden Beach, record label to Jill Scott plus a bunch of other artists, was still releasing those atrocious Unwrapped &#8220;jazz&#8221; compilations? If not, I&#8217;m here to fuck your day up: They are. A long long time ago, &#8220;jazz&#8221; renditions of popular Hip-Hop songs seemed like a novel idea, but as Hip-Hop becomes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pop&#8217;s Dissociative Identity Disorder</title>
		<link>http://www.novaslim.com/2009/10/pops-dissociative-identity-disorder/</link>
		<comments>http://www.novaslim.com/2009/10/pops-dissociative-identity-disorder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nOva</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[get your girl]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Much has been written about a disturbing trend in Pop music where a singer adopts an alter-ego that is a little more fearless, a little more sexy and completely without boundaries. This is the sort of thing that plays directly into the hands of fans that love to attach epic mythologies to their divas where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In response to the &#8216;Sweet Dreams&#8217; video</title>
		<link>http://www.novaslim.com/2009/07/in-response-to-the-sweet-dreams-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.novaslim.com/2009/07/in-response-to-the-sweet-dreams-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nOva</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[new shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beyoncé]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh dear. I think it&#8217;s time I finally, truthfully, go on record about how I feel about this Beyonce person. Not that anyone particularly cares what I have to say unless it&#8217;s here, but for those of you still reading, here goes: &#160; What is it with her? Like, is there anyone &#8220;at home&#8221; in [...]]]></description>
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