Ok, so maybe we all spoke too soon regarding Adam Lambert’s cover art because SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST LOOK AT CHRIS BROWN’S! It’s not enough, apparently, to suit up in second-skin Matrix cast-offs, just add a few wacky colorful creatures (haters?) in the corner to let us know that, in your heart of hearts, you are still a fun-loving kid. Is that what this is, Chris Brown? No, seriously, explain the extraneous cartoon fucks. Do they live in your head? Should we expect a duet with MC Skat Cat?
Let me first start off by saying I do not watch American Idol, ever. But I do know who Adam Lambert is and how everyone wanted him to win and the shitstorm that ensued when he did not. He was recently featured heteroing it up for the cover of Details (the meta-irony in that is so tremendous the universe has yet to recover) in advance of his album debut For Your Entertainment. Now would you look at this album cover! A commenter over at Idolator so keenly observed “Looks like the folks who used to design covers for No Limit Records have branched out into emo pop.” Ha! Couldn’t agree more. Jesus. Who approved this hot Jerrica Benton mess?
