Church Announcements

After a long hiatus, my twin Mr. Phat Lips is back with his hilarious Church Announcements. I was going to wait until next Sunday, but I just couldn’t resist….



I Am Whatver You Say I Am

DISCLAIMER: This is a public service announcement brought to you by Novito. Novito does not give a fuck what you think. If you don’t like it, you can kiss his fucking ass. Little did you know, upon entering this website, you have just given him a hummer. Novito is fed up with your shit, and…



nOva @ random (October Musings)

I am on some seriously random type shit today, because I don’t have any specific topic in mind. I guess I am back on the grind now that I’ve returned from Magic Johnson’s Los Angeles. Still having the same ol’ job issues. The DC Metro area still sucks big ones, what else is new? Today…



Just a Question

(blogging from the wessssssssyyyyyde!!!!!!!!!!) but this ain’t a Cali post…. Since it’s on my mind, I am wondering there is any (reasonably priced) downloadable software that will allow me to mix my mp3s like a DJ. I have some functions coming up and I want to whip up something nice. By the way, my plane…



nOva Meets The West Coast Blacks

(blogging from the wessssssssyyyyyde!!!!!!!!!!) Guess who hung out with The Blacks last night in La La Land? Tonio’s friends are tons of fun (especially Playa) and definitely inspired me to cut a rug. When I was out dancing, I realized something: People here aren’t that much different from people at home, not so far as…