“Should we put out the light? Then put out the light. If once put out thy light, we cannot give vital breath again. It’s needs must wither.” –Lestat, Interview With the Vampire (film)
In the middle of talking on the phone with Karsh the other night, the power completely goes out. Izzle Bizzle is some shizzle. So I am basically forced to cook and eat chicken fingers and fries, read Glamorama and listen to Junior Vasquz’s Earth Music 2 all by candlelight.
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“God Is A DJ” (b/w “Coming Out of the Dark”)
Punk-Ass Channel 7
She’s a bad mamma-jamma, that Izzy B. A hurricane is no laughing matter, nor is it something we should take casually. So naturally the airwaves are packed with coverage of the storms that will wreak havoc on the DC Metro area as a result of Hurrican Isabel. Which means soaps are being pre-empted.
No. My bad. Just ABC soaps.
For the Record…
Just a few quick things:
My AOL account has been suspended for the time being. (Yet I’m still online. I’m a stinker, ain’t I?) So my AIM/AOL handle has changed. Instead of using NovaKaine3001, use nOvariusSlim (can you believe “novaslim” was already taken?). I haven’t changed it on the sidebar yet because I’m not sure if I’ll stick to this once the other account is back up. So update your Buddy Lists, guys!
I been working on my book, as promised. Yay me! It’s trash, but good trash.
I am working on an extension to my site. Should be up by next Friday (9/26), God-willing if the creek don’t rise.
That’s all for now. Ta-tas!
Church Announcements
(My brother (or sister depending on the day) Mr. PhatLips is writing a series of church announcements. Make sure you drop by nOvaSlim on Sundays to read the latest.)
“You cannot beat God’s giving!”
Church Announcements for the “Lawd I Tried Ta Do Right Second Tabernacle by the Burning Bush Praise Him On Sunday Drunk On Monday 12th Baptist Church”
New members are to give their checking and savings account numbers to the Mission sisters upon registration.
Sis Ida Mae (AKA “Sista 2convinced” that she cute), who was cleared of all charges of embezzlement, will be taking this information.
21 Questions (September)
1. Why does Sylvester Stallone have a bodyguard?
2. Am I the only one concerned that “Dove bar” can either mean soap or ice cream?
3. How do you get Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Madonna on the same stage with virtually no bloodshed?
4. Where the hell is D’Angelo?
5. Why are these little girls so in love with Clay Aiken? Do they not see what the rest of America sees?
6. Who else thinks Jay-Z is a black-ass lie when he says his next album will be his last?
7. Why is Bobby Brown still allowed out in public?
8. Why does Mrs. Knowles keep setting Beyonc