Caught on tape: Drunken, cartoon rapper/pastor Murder Mase bursts into Sean Diddy Combs’ masturbatorium and gleefully demands freedom from his diabolical oppressor. Now Mase fans around the world, for whom time is frozen and the turn of the century has yet to happen, can rejoice in the prospect of slurry, cutesy rap music hitting the airwaves without the burden of an arrogant CEO’s invasive ad-libs.