If for no reason other than to update this thing I present to you this Montage of Death from Melrose Place. This is from the original, not the pale imitation that returns tonight (my charitable review of the pilot is here). What makes Melrose deaths so delightful is how humiliating they are. You don’t die in a fit of heroic sacrifice, you must fall to your death with someone else in the room (so it looks like murder), or bump your head on a hard surface or you simply die off-screen as was the case with underused and departed Gay Matt. There’s no such thing as a dignified death in this world, assuming anyone stays dead for long.
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My gosh, every moment of that was breathtaking. I live for Marcia Cross’ crazy ass Kimberly.
I always thought this show was a poor man (queens)Dynasty. But viewing it now, through this youtube edit, I can clearly see this show was astutely summing up how embarrassing death is..(also hey I forgot that black girl from the Wayans was on this jammy!)