‘Showgirls 2′ is a thing that actually exists.

kill her // February 23rd, 2010 // 4 Comments

‘Showgirls 2′ is a thing that actually exists.

One of my favorite films to enjoy over the holidays with family is Showgirls, because if there’s anything that can bring a bunch of full, drunk Black people together it’s Jesse Spano mispronouncing the names of famous designers. This magnificent piece of shit came out fifteen years ago, so obviously it’s long overdue for a sequel, right? Cut to: this.

The trailer for Showgirls Fucking 2 begins with a creepy repurposing of Scholly D’s “PSK (What Does It Mean)” as an apparently drugged stripper (I’m assuming) spills out of the tub only to be repeatedly cracked upside the head with a dumb bell by another drugged (?) stripper (?).

Then it gets bizarre: Someone sees the murder and screams, then there’s a close-up of some eyes, random insert of skull and cross bones, extended closeup of frightened eyes, Skelator (educated guess) playing the violin (man all typsa shit), some skank is dancing like a skank, a club is on fire, asscheeks grinding against a stripper pole ever so deliberately (she’s focused), extended shots of girl-on-girl, a buncha cops here and there and then I fucking gave up.

Man, listen. I don’t know what’s going on. All I know is these brawds look busted and old as hell.

Showgirls: The Return – Official Site (via Moveline)