You want Armageddon? I’ve got your Armageddon right here, Hortense. If there’s One. Thing. all of the world awaits at this very moment, it is a new Rihanna album. Don’t believe me? There is proof all over the World Wide Web. Rihanna enjoys leaving the house looking fierce in crazy shit, and every paparazzi in the vicinity tramples over sweet puppies and old ladies to get a shot. These things do not happen with just anyone. They do not.
In three days, the first of many disasters will have the world in it’s feral grip according to the Countdown to Red Death clock on Rihanna’s shocking website. Then, on November 23, all manner of screeching hell will break loose. There will be stigmata. We will crack each other’s skulls open in search of treasure. And all of my white gay friends will vomit on one another in ecstacy. These things were all foretold in the Bible and Women’s Wear Daily. You will die.
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Sorry but this is pretty much the funniest thing I’ve ever written http://retwt.me/11TlP
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RT @070180 Sorry but this is pretty much the funniest thing I’ve ever written http://retwt.me/11TlP
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Your sarcasm sliced my eyeballs. I can’ even side-eye the rejected RuffRyders logo used for the promo pic. Lmao
you are so out of control.
but so right.
I’m sitting at the edge of my torrent impatiently waiting to bootleg it. heh.