I liken my feelings for Noah’s Arc to how I feel about the war in Iraq. I support the troops, but not the shit they’re forced to do.
Since last season’s Moldavian Massacre, Noah has managed to pursue a relationship with fine (albeit extremely corny) Bizarro Patra Malik.
Malik the Freak is referring to the way they met– at a daytime sex party where everyone had their clothes on and the hilarity that ensued at Chance’s wedding. Yes, “tumultuous” would be the same word I’d use during the course of casual conversation. You gotta love the dialogue on this show.
Like what Ricky says after he finds his housekeeper in bed with the hired contractor:
I’m surprised Ricky’s haircut doesn’t have its own storyline. I’m surprised Ricky has a housekeeper with a uterus. I’m surprised at his usage of unnecessary exposition for her benefit. Wait, no I’m not.
Not even worth the bullet.
The great thing is that the second season premiere creates the “Where’s Wade?” mystery, as no one has seen or heard from Noah’s ex, not even Wade’s best friend (hetero, queer-loving) Guy. But since this is Noah’s Arc , the mystery doesn’t take that long to unfold.
Wade is with me, bitches.
No, actually he’s with this mofo:
Who’s not only kinda cute, but also a little pale and a total fucking bitch. And if Noah’s Arc could benefit from anything at this point, it’s a Joan Collins/Heather Locklear type to stir shit up. Ricky and his roadrunner haircut do not fit that bill.
And check it out. Wade still knows how to emote.
Suck on it, Luke Perry!
Watch Malik the Freak compete for “Bitch of the Litter” with this stunt:
But most importantly, who
in the fuck
IS THIS??
Needless to say, Noah promptly dumps Malik the Freak after seeing Wade at the club.
And decides to walk home alone
when guess who drives past?
Look at Dre’s shit-eating grin:
They’re cunt kind enough to offer Noah a ride eventhough this is clearly a “date” car.
Let’s catch up with Noah’s friends:
Ricky’s still a ho.
Newly svelte Alex still isn’t as fine as Guy.
And if you thought I forgot about Chance, you’re right.
Tonally, the show wasn’t as off as earlier episodes but still not as superb as “Don’t Make Me Over“. At this point I’m willing to accept Noah’s Arc for what it is, although I still haven’t figured that out.
Perhaps, like Noah, I’m counting on the wrong bitches to guide me.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
I was on a phone call when the show was on so this is the first recap of the show I’ve seen. Too funny!
This is THE best recap of that episode! Malik the Freak is RIGHT! I can’t believe Noah got into a relationship w/ him!
And I agree, Wade was EMOTING and his new boyfriend could get it! I hope they do play it out as a Crystal vs. Alexis (a la Dynasty) feud thing this season…
*BAHAHAHAHAH* *ahem* BAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
awww man.
YOU are a special . . . ridin’ the little short-bus special. SNL “The Church Lady”, special. Too funny!!! Damn. I am forwarding this to all of my friends. Silly. You kilt it with this one.
i know that’s a photoshopped stunt of you and wade, bitch. you ain’t foolin’ nobody.
Ugot me.
u got me GOOD.
that last pic “Perhaps, like Noah, I’m counting on the wrong bitches to guide me.” with Florence….
Genius.
LOL….now if you keep this up…like Rich’s top model…imma have to keep checking up on the recaps….this was good
This is the show I always can’t wait to see, but everytime I see it, I always feel like I could’ve gone without.
Cute recap. But I have to differ with your assessment of Ricky. That muhfugga is phoine to me! The show is clearly a way to escape from the real world for 22 minutes. And I think it’s doing that pretty well.
Okay, I’m on crack. I typed Ricky but I meant Wade’s new hottie boyfriend, Dre. Dre is the ne black, IMO.
LMFAO……Too Many funny things going on in this post to comment on. I will just say that I LOVE YOUR SITE and will continue to support your efforts.
Nova you are a certifiable mess! lol The recap was hilarious…After seeing your pic with Wade, now I’m kinda bummed I didn’t get to see the cast at D.C Pride *deep dramatic sigh*
And am I the only one who noticed how DRAMATICALLY the cinematography has changed this season? Season one felt like it was shot out of an expensive home video cam (probably was)….but this time around it looks like Logo musta dropped a pretty penny on the production budget.
I’m a movie buff though so mayhaps that’s why the diff is so glaring to me. My roommate had no clue what I was talking about when I pointed it out.