Muthafucka understand its full service to you
I don’t smoke the weed if it aint purple or blue
And you could name any rapper, if you want he could die
This is S.P. dump it in, you bitch I get high
- Styles, “Good Times”
I was telling SunRay last week at lunch that I really need to smoke.
The last time I was able to partake of the green was a couple of years ago with my butch girl cousin, who’s only mission that night was to make me zone the fuck out. This was long before I lost my last job. But lately, the only reason I haven’t had any is because I don’t want to end up being piss-tested for a job and have that stuff show up.
So as I soon as I am gainfully employed, I am gonna do it DC-style.
I was explaining to SunRay that I am not interested in bongs or pipes or any of that hippie white boy shit. I want to go to the 7-Eleven (or the likka sto’, or the ice cream truck), buy two or three Philly’s, break it open in an even line with my thumbnail, trash the insides, and lick and roll and lick and roll until I have the perfect, tight blunt. And I want Dr. Dre playing in the background.
You think I’m playing? One day, you’re gonna drop by nOvaSlim.com and see a post like this:
Wassup fam! Yooooo… I’m so fucked up right now, son! Oh shit! Yo, tell me why… Tell me why main man, that nigga, around the corner, brought over some BOMB-ASS weed?!! Son! These are some good-ass Cheetos…
I was never a weedhead, mind you. It was all cute and fun when I was 18, but then, I dunno, we grew up (access was limited) and didn’t really want it anymore (ain’t have no money). But I think it’s high time (get it?) that I get reacquainted with Mary Jane. I am dying to know how I’ll react to it at 23.
I feel like such a nerd.
And you over there, stop shaking your head and wagging your finger. It’s not like I wanna snort cocaine.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug…
um…you are a nerd.
we really don’t need anything that gonna alter your mind anymore that it currently is. the world aint ready, k?
My offer still stands *lol*
You need Jesus!
I done heard he sells the best shit! LOL
LOL @ SunRay. Nova, you already keep it real. And the realest I’ve seen in the virtual world by far! yeah, go ahead and get high….I’m wanting to see what you’ll have to say here while zoning.
lol@cocaine is a hell of a drug. *dead* i knew that was coming when u started talking bout cocaine. i can still see and hear rick james saying it. lol
LOL! High time! We enjoyed that play on words. I came here for bitterness. I see no evidence of that… I must go forth and seek out misery to join.
lol @ cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i’ll smoke some weed with u!
Yo black people dont need to fuck with nothing but weed. We bug out on anything else. It’s always amazed me how white mf can basically do drugs all throughout their addolescents and end up productive as fuck. I think drugs contribute to a major par of the white genius, look at the commercials they not pushing that shit to us. White folks is legal pill heads. I always said I wouldn’t smoke weed any more until I can just chill and take a few days to come down, cause I’m mad paranoid, silly, depressed on the izm. I think they lacing that shit son (looks around).
Excuse you, Mr. Uppity-n-Siddety? Since when did bongs become “hippie white boy shit?” Well I own a purple glass stained one with a sticker on it that reads “Girls Kick Ass.” I bet if I offered you a hit you wouldn’t decline?!?!? And why? Because erebody knows that bongs take it straight to the dome. You just scurred of hittin’ it “pro-style.” I’ll bring it by and we can celebrate when you get a new gig.
) I know you’ll dig it, I’ll teach you how to hit it like a pro…. 
)
See ya, nOva….
Mad that everyone wants to smoke with me now that I’ve come out of the drug closet. Um, BlaBru, it’s not just about the high, as I’ve detailed. It’s about the process of rolling your own bob and taking that shit to the head. There’s just something about it that I miss…
I’m putitin’ yo ass up for adoption first thing in the mornin’
ignant!