21 Questions (Strikes Back)

  1. How come when you sign onto AOL, it doesn’t say “Welcome. You’ve got spam”?
  2. What’s the difference between 112 and Jagged Edge these days?
  3. Wasn’t Kelis a lot better when she was pissed off?
  4. Why is that whenever an artist loses weight, so does their music?
  5. Do you think deaf people are upset that porn isn’t captioned?
  6. If not, then why does porn have dialogue anyway?
  7. Aren’t Britney and Usher straight-up wack for trying to capitalize from the “crunk hip-hop” phenomenon?
  8. Are R. Kelly and The Big Tymers worse seperately, or together?
  9. Ain’t this shit funny as hell?
  10. Do AJ and Free ever get tired of babysitting?
  11. Although we probably aren’t voting for Al Sharpton, don’t we still want him around for a few laughs?
  12. Shouldn’t The Surreal Life really be called Pitty Party?
  13. Isn’t The Parkers dying a slow death?
  14. Doesn’t this resurgance of 80′s fashion just make you feel old?
  15. When Timbaland said he was retiring, should we have interpreted that as “I’m working with Brandy and LL”?
  16. Furthermore, how long ago was it that he lost his edge?
  17. You ever wonder if Beyonc




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7 Responses

    ej says:

    Go to bed, damnnit.
    Porn? I don’t know anything about porn! Oh, my virgin eyes!
    The Parkers isn’t dead yet? Tim still has his edge. He’s just lost his thrill. If Reuben was channelling Dave, he would sell a lot more records…
    …and leave B2K alone. Everyone else will, when/if they come out with a new album. Watch.

    Signomifly says:

    Soul Train is still on the air?
    Porn actually has to have a dialouge (a court case back in the 80′s). They can’t just whip it out and get to it anymore. Substance??
    The Parkers can’t die fast enough.
    And yep…that shit is funny as hell!

    kvn daily says:

    can the blacks get on task!

    lashundra says:

    - answer to #1 –> ’cause it’s AOHell
    - answer to #2 –> they are the same just different outfits
    - yes ashanti’s pic is funny as heck, is that really her though *lol*
    - #11 no i won’t vote for him but i sure would love the laughing at him
    - #13, they are very much so dead
    - #17, she prolly has been
    - #18, yes
    - #19, rotfl yes she will be 1st skeleton, man maria face is boney what is going on must be old age
    -#20, that is the truth , those 2 had nothing else btr to do and to think they aired that mess but when we have a good black show on they remove it, i dont’ understand
    - #21 hell no and i’m tired of hearing about that group.

    karsh says:

    My answers! Finally…don’t Surpass suck ass?
    1. Same reason Hotmail doesn’t — they haven’t found a browser yet that can accurately decipher that gibberish at the end of most spam messages. ehudgyugeyu hudygg gydged.
    2. Umm…about two lawsuits.
    3. Hell yeah – bitter, party of one!
    4. Oh God…so if Ruben goes on Atkins…
    5. I doubt it – they still gotta look at the laughable faces.
    6. The court case thing Signomifly was talking about.
    7. You mean they’re straight up wack for that? And all this time I thought it was the music.
    8. Maybe R.’s trying to go after Baby. Get it? Pedophile.
    9. Ahhh! Klingons! Number 1, engage!
    10. Funny, you’d think the kids would be scared of The Predator.
    11. Him and Dean on a wacky “Odd Couple”-like sitcom? Right after Tracy Morgan on NBC!
    12. I vote for just “Pity”.
    13. Call it Whoopi syndrome.
    14. Only when I see a mofo with a trapper keeper and a slap bracelet.
    15. Could be worse – he could be working with Marques Houston.
    16. Umm…right about the time he put out the first Timbaland and Magoo album.
    17. Kelly and Michelle who?
    18. Hopefully he’s expunged R. Kelly’s influence.
    19. I thought Nancy Reagan held that honor?
    20. That’s the “reality” of it.
    21. You mean the obvious homoerotic pretenses of their songs and videos and the previews of their movie and Dr. Pepper commercial surfacing just days after their breakup? Oh…the breakup. Right….lover’s quarrel probably.

    I_boogie says:

    You silly billy goat. I need to put you in my pocket and carry you to work, so I can smile and laugh all day. Plus you can also do the dirty task of saying all the things I think to the people I can’t stand. Remember Lil’ Penny with the voice of Chris Rock? You can be like my Lil’ Penny puppet and say rude offensive things.
    Whose throwing loose change in the “Keep Soul Train on the Air” cup? *Ca clink* That would be me. Sike. I’d probably throw a chicken bone and some rotten eggs in that mug…that’s about it. Shemar gets on my nerves with his non-dancing azz. How can he host a dance show and not know how to dance? I have to go now and watch Jennifer Aniston talk about her different hair styles on Dateline. Tootles.

    Lisa says:

    Soul Train….*sigh* Stop.It.Immediately. It’s been dyin a slow death for years.
    I was surprised about b2k. I won’t be surprised if they get back together.

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