Back in February after the Living With Michael Jackson documentary aired, I was bored and wrote my own Michael Jackson interview. This is the way it should’ve gone. . .
In light of the recent media blitz surrounding Michael Jackson, I decided to contact Michael and meet him at his Neverland Ranch in order to get the real facts. I joined him in one of the parlors of his large home, and he has brought his youngest child Prince Michael II with him.
NOVA: How are you feeling today, Michael?
JACKSON: I
You’re going straight to hell for this one.
*DEATHHHHHHHHHH*!!!!!!
Why must you kill me so? This shit needs to be on Mad TV, for real! You said *I
*DEAD*
uh, like isnt MJ already overcooked in the media? I mean GEEZ, give it up already!
And you call me crazy?
Man, I whipped Joe’s ass!
I’m still laughin’ over that one.
*Dead* This was tooo funny! I needed the laugh today! Thanks Nova!
mike ain’t touch dem kids….
but this shit was funny!
lol
you are stupid! LMBAO
Too insane for words!
lol…this is much worst than my mariah interview
No comment. Except for this comment.
(Michael leaves and I hear the window open in the other room. He returns without the child.)
ROFLMAO! I was reading this to someone else over the phone at the same time, and was nearly responsible for their laughter-induced asphyxiation…
*still tryin’ to breathe*
*dead*
hilarious!
Wacko Jacko is Backo
JACKSON: I’m Peter motherfucking Pan yo! I am the Dark Overlord of the universe, ya heard? I know it sounds…
Wacko Jacko is Backo
JACKSON: I’m Peter motherfucking Pan yo! I am the Dark Overlord of the universe, ya heard? I know it sounds…
rotlmbo! this is really cold but too funny
I have not laughed this hard in years! THANK YOU!!!!!!!
you are so damn funny, i’m just completey *dead* and my coworkers really think i’m taking prozac!
roflmao
*knock knock knock*
Anybody home?? nOvito, pweeze come outta hiding. THX!