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This is a post I saved for a rainy day in my pre-blog file. (I know I am not the only one that does this). I took these questions from Michele’s site. Some of them have been removed since there was absolutely no way I could answer them:
Q: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one thing you currently own what would it be?
A: I would say Mary J’s My Life but I guess that would be useless since I couldn’t bring my system. Sigh… Umm, I never liked this question. I guess I’d bring The Bible or some other religious tome.
Q: If you won the lottery, what’s the first thing you’d do?
A: Rob a bank. (Think about it)
Q: If you could steal one thing in the world besides money without getting caught, what would you steal?
A: Lenny Kravitz’s heart. Duh! (I’mma do a layout with Lenny Kravitz one day and ya’ll gon’ be so mad!)
Q: If you were to die in a public spot, where would it be?
A: Filene’s Basement. Can’t get more dead than that.
Q: If you could become rich doing one thing you currently don’t do, what would it be?
A: Directing music videos.
Q: If you could be buried anywhere in the world, where would it be?
A: Next to L. Frank Baum, author of The Wizard of Oz. But I don’t want to be buried. I want to be cremated and have my ashes made into fireworks to be set off at the end of my services.
Q: What single manmade object best represents your personality?
A: That George Foreman grill joint. It’s versatile and it makes things hot.
Q: If you had to give your kids to be cared for forever by someone you know, who’d you pick?
A: My mentor.
Q: If you were granted one wish, what’d it be?
A: To start life over and wow everyone with my knowledge of the future. I think the only solution to Dubya’s madness would be for someone to go back in time and undo it.
Q: If you could determine what age to die despite everything, what age would that be?
A: That’s a sick-ass question! Moving along…
Q: What do you feel most guilty about in your life?
A: Not keeping in better contact with my younger siblings.
Q: What one thing would you rid earth of?
A: Didn’t I already mention Dubya? But seriously, I’d prolly rid the world of that state-of-mind that comes from ignorance, intolerance and prejudice.
Q: Most memorable night of your life.
A: November 16, 2002.
Q: One thing that gives you most comfort.
A: Breathing.
Q: If you could trade your ass for someone else, who’s would you choose?
A: My most recent ex. It’s all cute and shapely and stuff.
Q: Where would you say is the least erotic part of the human body?
A: I typically find that anyplace on the human body can be supremely erotic, but it really depends on the person. Feet can be erotic, but not if he/she has some effed-up dogs.
Q: If you were to prescribe a cure for grief, what would it entail?
A: Lots and lots of Vodka, and not that rail shit.
Q: If you were to change one thing about your face to make it more beautiful, what would it be?
A: Well, I think I have a big head. Does that count towards face?
Q: If you were to select a moment when you were convinced an angel was watching over you, when would it have been?
A: When I realized I could actually put my thoughts and ideas on paper and make them sound good.
Q: If you had to have one piece of music softly playing in your mind for the rest of your life, what would you want it to be?
A: Lenny Kravitz: “Let Love Rule”.
Q: If you could hypnotize anyone for a day, who would it be and what would you have them do?
A: Bill Gates. I think you know why.
Q: If you found out for certain that there was a heaven or hell, how would it change your life?
A: Heaven and Hell are on Earth, just depends on who’s watching.
Q: If you had to describe the idea of your perfect mate, how would you do it?
A: My perfect mate is a woman. I came to that conclusion a long time ago. Men are the flatulence of the earth.
Q: If you could be any place in the world at this moment where would it be?
A: D. I. C. ! Duh.