I am sick of the following club-related things:
- Fake-ass dreadlocks. Men, if you ain’t have that shit last week, what are we supposed to believe now?
- Women that come up to me tom’bout “I can change you.” Honey, change me into what? If you do it, make sure you have your Halle, Janet, or Nia Long mask handy.
- Strangers that grab me and say, “Can I have your number?” Well, since we’ve known each other for exactly 1.5 seconds, why not?
- I usually like dancing by myself to hip-hop, so don’t start grinding on me because you like the way I dance. If you see me backing up, that does not mean dance closer. I’m trying to get away from yo ass!
- I do not want to hear the following songs in the club NO MORE: Beyonc
I feel you on most of the points that you make Novito. You so crazee!
“I hate it when the person you came with disappears for an hour or so and when you finally find them, they’re like “I was right there the whole time!” Bitch, no you wasn’t!”
*hahaha* I’m cracking up at that one… Because I’m usually the one who disappears and says I was standing right there.
papito you and me are VERY much related. Sup wit them niggas thinkin we fuckin just cause i let you grind on my shit, i mean damn can i get a name…then again if you that damn easy to get i dont want it
ROTFLMBAO @ sweaty nutsack!!
I had one woman telling me she could change me. I asked her how she would feel if I had sex with her girlfriend she came with. That shut her up.
Young, tender, and fragile, eh? Who woulda thought?!
I’m in le casket at this entire post…I’ll be back to respond when I catch my breaf!
why indaheel did i come here? u are so damn silly! i have not been serious about da club in a long time, this ish is still going on?
*dead* @ sweaty nutsack! fukkin *dead*
AMEN.
so true!
you funny son. mad funny. i am feeling your style.
Gimme a kiss for this post! You are too much. People scatter like project roaches when the lights come on don’t they?! Ahhh. A mess. You are so right backing up and moving over doesn’t mean “continue to violate my space”. What is so hard? Goodness. I am rolling over laughing at you mentioning people who hog dance space. Shiiiii. If they wanted to do the snake and the running man then maybe the OUTSIDE of the dance floor is the best place for them.
And yet mofos still talk up the club like it’s the best thing since Mary J. Blige!
You need a straight up beat down for this whole post! *DEATHHHHHH* I wanna comment on each one..but it would take me forever and a day or two. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall watching you in a club. I can just imagine the plethora of facial expressions you give off throughout the night. *LMAO*
Praying for your soul and performing a healing dance while cracking up at the same time!
How come you didn’t mention the polite and ever so accomodating club staff or the entry or drink fees to these places from hell. And oh yeah, can I see fifty forms of I.D. please?? U go Nova!
LOL!!I just had to come back and re-read what Novaslim posted; The Club Shit. Nova Slim rules! Nova Slim Rocks!