After a long hiatus, my twin Mr. Phat Lips is back with his hilarious Church Announcements. I was going to wait until next Sunday, but I just couldn’t resist.
The Lawd I Tried Ta Do Right Second Tabernacle By the Burning Bush Praise Him On Sunday Drunk On Monday 12th Baptist Church
“You cannot beat God’s giving!”
Church Announcements for this week:
All new members are to give their checking and savings account numbers to the Mission sisters upon registration.
Sis Ida Mae (aka “Sista 2Convinced” that she cute), who was cleared of all charges of embezzlement, will be taking this information.
The church is pleased to announce that Sista Freda Tonia Bennett from Oh Lawd Hold My Mule Cuz You Won
The youth choir would like to take this time to thank everyone for coming out to the very first showing of the hit play
You all needs some help. Contribute to the DIC Repent Fund. all proceeds go to Pastor Prometheus, who is shut in at an undiscolosed location in California.
ROTFLMNBAO!!!
Stop! I’m reading this at work. These people can’t see me laughing out loud.
i rebuke you in the name of jesus.
you are so silly you got me *lmao* at my desk i know they really know i am not working
sardines and crackers, what about the chiterlings?
lol
**Mother Tulip Gladiolas wishes to address that the colors for Wesssss Siiiyeede Afro Mass Choir this Sunday will be Marigold Blouses and Violet corduroy skirts/pants. Be sure your Afro is picked and all cornrows must be taken out.**
*DEATH*!!!!
Oh, and my pick for the new jacket emblem…
- Laura Croft from Tomb Raider!
*LMAO*
Yolanda Adams jackets and 50 Cent CDs in church? Clawd Jevus what is the world coming to.
lol. That was hillarious. Thanks for the laugh.
nOva,
those were 2 funny…….thx 4 the Monday laugh *insert giggle here*
You so krazeeee!
Lawd, lawd, lawd! See what done happens when my ‘puter goes all crazy and ish?! Baby boy, you needs to be touched.