- Why does the dude that sells incense and oils always smell bad?
- Why can you buy blunts, Tide, and a Cup of Noodles at the ice cream truck but not ice cream?
- Why does meatloaf get such a bad rap?
- Ain’t VH1 Soul the bomb?
- Isn’t D’Angelo’s “How Does it Feel” still the sexiest video ever?
- Why is Missy Elliott all of a sudden trying to be a sex kitten?
- If Will Smith played Neo and Halle Berry played Trinity in The Matrix, would it be considered a “black film”?
- Hasn’t The Simpsons been on the air longer than the local news?
- Aren’t all of Jagged Edge’s songs starting to sound alike?
- Aren’t Lord of the Rings fans as a group just weird folks?
- Don’t you wish Alicia Keys would only sing and never ever talk?
- What are they going to use for snow on the cover of Whitney Houston’s Christmas album?
- How does Aida go from starring Heather Headley to Toni Braxton to Michelle from Destiny’s Child?
- Shouldn’t Ja Rule’s new single be called “Crap Back”?
- Why do tennis shoes these days have to be all colorful and complicated and shit?
- Shouldn’t Deborah Cox just give up the ghost and become a straight-up house artist?
- Why does ComicView have more hoochies shaking their asses than people telling jokes?
- If the war in Iraq gives Donald Rumsfeld such a hard-on, why doesn’t his bitch-ass go fight it?
- Why don’t Madonna and Britney just screw already?
- Or have they?
- Can’t this new Outkast album teach other artists a thing or two?
1. And why does he sell the incense out of a CD wallet? How ghetto is that?
2. The one in my neighborhood don’t even sell ice cream — it sells empanadas. Did I say neighborhood? I meant barrio.
3. The artist or the food?
4. No cable! *cry*
5. Mm hmm! I got that shit on my computer and play it daily.
6. Ugh! More like a sex wildebeest!
7. Of course! You know how we do! *rimshot*
8. And unfortunately, it’s getting sort of stale.
9. What do you mean starting? It’s been that way.
10. Anyone who dresses up like a Hobbit is a weirdo.
11. Never ever heard her talk. Is she on the “Hooked on Beyonce” phonics system?
12. Something she can’t snort.
13. LOL! Michelle from Destiny Child got a last name, you know. Don’t she?
14. Ja Rule look like a damn gerbil.
15. The kids! I mean, can’t a brotha just get some all-white shelltoe Adidas without glitter and sparkle and contrasting colors? Geez!
16. Her and Tamia should have a single called “Here Today, Gone Tomorrow, Be Back In A Few Months.”
17. Maybe that’s the joke.
18. His bitch ass? Please! He’ll probably run at the popping of a paper bag.
19. $10 says Madonna wears the strap-on.
20. See #19.
21. I sure as hell hope so, because Farrakhan ain’t doin’ shit for Fiddy and Ja.
1) Cause he’s around that lovely smell all day which masks the odor of hot dung seeping through his clothes….so he doesn’t even realize it.
The Simpsons is older than my grandma’s mamma’s cat!
2) Blunts?! Next time you see the Ice Cream Man, tell him to come to my house!
3) Cause it looks like a hot brick of shit. Tastes hella good though! Yummay!
4) Shole iz!
5) He can get IT! 2 times in the backseat of a jeep and once in the kitchen sink!
6) Cause she finally realized that fat, ugly and manly ain’t gonna get her no wang. Wow..that was mean, I still luh you Missy!
7) I’ll take Black Film for $1.00, Alex!
9) Isn’t “Walk right outta heaven” the remixed version of..uh…every other song they have in exsistence? No? K…my bad.
10) Who you callin weird?
11) Naw, but I wish she would come over to my house so I can bang her. Did I say bang her? I meant bang on her piano..I mean…shyt, NEXT!
12) Fairy Dust? Or maybe bread crumbs..cause she sure as hell ain’t eatin that shyt!
13) Yeah, someone needs to be shot for that one
14) I ain’t een heard it but guess what…I’ll take your word for it and answer…yessum!
15) Someone told the makers that florescent pink patches with plastic and mesh looked good together?…shyt, I dunno.
16) Don’t be dissin my Deborah Cox, she’s from Toronto! *LMAO* But yeah, she need to use that voice in some good shyt for once.
17) cause it’s BET. *rests my case*
18) Punk…str8 punk…lol
19) Weren’t you invited to the orgy last week?..Dang nOva! You missed it!
20) *DEAD*
21) Yes!! a thing or THREE, as a matter of fact!
**looking around, taking in the sights**
Hey nOva,
Had to come and check out the man with the capital O…I like your place. I like your style, and everyday somewhere I’m cracking up over your comments.
I’ll come back later today and begin at the beginning. I’d like to get the whole picture.
#12 was tooooo funny!!!
I don’t know what is funnier, the questions, or the answers to the questions! rofl! i am still *dead* on #1. them dudes need to wash with that black soap they be selling!
I like it when you do that right thurr.
I’ve been trying to figure out the same thing about Jagged Edge. All of their songs have the exact same melody. They’re ridiculous!
You made me feel like a proud mama when I read # 5,9,14,18…from my lips to your post. Beautiful.
I hate to say it, but this is better than VIBE’s 20 Q’s.