1. Aren’t you thrilled that Nas opted not to join Murder Inc.?
2. Isn’t the product “Pimpjuice” just a ridiculous idea?
3. Why do people that have children by several different partners criticize people like Jennifer Lopez for her boyfriend/husband-hopping?
4. Is R. Kelly getting away with it, or did the chorus from “Thoia Thoing” hypnotize us into forgetting the incident?
5. Furthermore, why is someone with a reputation for putting things where they don’t belong saying he puts the “R” in R&B?
6. Between The Matrix and The Lord of the Rings, aren’t we going to be a little trilogy’d out by year’s end?
7. Doesn’t America’s Black Forum totally trump The McLaughlin Group?
8. Can someone please fix Mya a sandwich? (Her body’s like “where?”)
9. Who else thinks 112 is telling a Big Fat Greek Lie when they say they hold no grudge against P. Diddy?
10. With all the new black comedies that premiered this season, aren’t we pissed that they all suck big fat rhinoceros dick?
11. What’s the point of every rapper having a clothing line? (If you want to dress like 50 Cent, shoot at your clothes first, then put them on.)
12. Isn’t it hard to keep up with this new crop of progressive soul artists?
13. Aren’t we shocked that Jermaine Dupri signed Bonecrusher AND Anthony Hamilton and people are feeling them both?
14. Am I the only one surprised (and aggravated) that Da Band actually ended up being a group and cutting a CD instead of getting their project asses sent home after the show was over?
15. How sad is it that we enjoy MTV more than BET?
16. Isn’t it also sad that “106th & Park” is the scale by which we gauge an artist’s worth when most of the number one artists are under the age of 18?
17. Ever notice how drug dealers become hip-hop artists and after enough albums suddenly become pimps?
18. Shouldn’t Justin Timberlake and Beyonc
OMG! i am laughing so hard right now! dont know which is funnier, the Mya or the 50 cent one! serious comedy…lawd.
ROTFLMBAO @ Justin and Beyonce!
…but…. leave Lil’Kim alone!!!!!
*straightens up collar and exits the room*
i’m STILL cracking up about the Mya line….her body’s like where?…..LOL
1. Why join when you’re in Wunderland?
2. Pimp juice is ridiculous. Saying that someone has lost their pimp juice is even more asanine.
3. I’ve never understood that. J-lo just LOOKS like a bedhopper because all of her marriages/boyfriends/husbands are paraded around by the media. I mean, she’s had about three men in the past five years or so. I’d say she’s not doing bad!
4. After all, he is the Pied Piper….
5. I think he put the “oaf” in “pedophile”. Think about it.
6. You forgot “Scary Movie 3″ on October 24!
7. Hell yeah! Now let’s see them in a steel cage match! James Brown would beat the shit out of Pat Buchanan.
8. It’s all about me me me me me/forget about food food food food food….
9. Oh yeah. Big time.
10. Ugh…yes. Especially Whoopi’s. It’s ilke watching a rhinoceros die.
11. Because The Blacks ain’t content unless they’re paying at least $30 for a $5 cotton t-shirt. That means they made it.
12. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I need Cliff’s Notes to keep up! And I’m sorry, but they’re all sounding the same and blending together to me. I’m finding it hard to make the distinction.
13. Steel cage match! Whoooo!
14. See, that’s what happens when there aren’t more steel cage matches.
15. You mean it’s not MTV Black now? all they need is some ghetto ass reality shows.
16. Can’t really identify. Me no watch BET.
17. I think you missed a step. Drug dealers, then hip-hop artists, then pimps, then gangsters. I mean look at Ronald Isley. Please. That man needs some attention.
18. Either that or “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.” Sorry, Justin!
19. Funny, I thought it would’ve been “Banger Sisters”….
20. Only if she wears a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, licks a big lolly, and calls the next album “Holy Roller”.
21. Hip-hop or rap? Because I’m finding the line blurring between the two more each day.
good to see you back on top of things up in here…this 21 question list is quite novaslim-a-vicious!
rotflmao @ these 21 questions, very good ones.
i was really shocked to know jermaine dupri signed anthony hamilton and bonecrusher, i guess you learn something everyday. someone mentioned to me that jermaine does well with kids wonder how he does with adults *lol*
okay # 11 is a damn trip i can’t stop laughing, you are a fool, well of course i’ll be back to visit you again soon have a great day!
Mya’s cute in the face but like, nonexistent in the waist. She could stand a sammich or two. And some hamhocks, and some corn bread, and some bacon, and some eggs… Let’s just give her a cholesterol IV!
I still don’t really get the whole Anthony Hamilton/SoSo Def thing…but I like him.
Hahahahaha…I was just talkin bout Goldie Hawn’s plastic self the other day! If she takes a tumble, I’m almost sure she would smash into tiny pieces.
I learn so much from these lists.
So nice to see you olnine again!
My mouf was open at #1 – I didn’t even know that was a possiblity. NAS knows better. And, #21 – sad but true.. I’ve felt this way for a while now. Its like a big ole circus.
I’m Thankful…
—edit on 10/06 @ 4:40pm— I know I am ghetto for editing this post 2 days after the fact but…
Yeah It’s All Random and Stuff
I got my hair washed and didded yesterday. It smells magically delicious. Why do people use their status messages on YahooIM to tell you exactly, down to the nth degree, what they’re doing/thinking/feeling? OMG, lak, I so don’t give a…
It should be against the dayum law to be dis funny!!!!
21. Isn’t the overall jackassery of hip-hop these days enough to make you boycott it?
yes, it makes me sad since like common i used to love h.e.r.
OMG @ pimpjuice.
lil kim is done. it’s a wrap!
#’s 15 & 21: I’m so, so, so disappointed with the current state of hip-hop, rap, and r&b. I can not tolerate the absolute garbage these folks are trynna pass off as “art” and “music”. I frequently turn to MTV for entertainment and music that isn’t screaming at me telling me that I’m a bitch and a ho. My rock n’ roll and alternative collections are begining to surpass my hip-hop collection.
21 Questions
Nova has penned 21 Questions to make you go hmmm…
#3 — I am confused about this one too. The visceral attacks on J-Lo (particularly by those who are none too pure themselves and have never seen engagement ring, or even a decent dinner, is baffling). But, if J-Lo is a HO, what does that make Halle?
Two Societies Separate & Unequal
20 & 21!