(My brother (or sister depending on the day) Mr. PhatLips is writing a series of church announcements. Make sure you drop by nOvaSlim on Sundays to read the latest.)
“You cannot beat God’s giving!”
Church Announcements for the “Lawd I Tried Ta Do Right Second Tabernacle by the Burning Bush Praise Him On Sunday Drunk On Monday 12th Baptist Church”
New members are to give their checking and savings account numbers to the Mission sisters upon registration.
Sis Ida Mae (AKA “Sista 2convinced” that she cute), who was cleared of all charges of embezzlement, will be taking this information.
50 Cent CDs and Yolanda Adams jackets will be sold in the fellowship hall following this weeks service.
Keep it on the DL…it ain’t everybody’s business what we do.
If anybody see Prophet Killa Hart before next Wednesday night’s bible stuff, tell him the ladies room is out of toilet paper.
The first annual Luther Vandross Fellowship Lock In will be this coming Friday night. It will start at 7:30pm and end at 10:30pm the same night cuz you know Pookie, Tameka, and Pastor Ray Earl and dem going to the club to pass out little green bibles.
The Pastor is asking that everyone who just HAS TO LAUGH when Ms. Bruce is singing, could you please throw at least one “amen” in there ’cause y
