1. Why does Sylvester Stallone have a bodyguard?
2. Am I the only one concerned that “Dove bar” can either mean soap or ice cream?
3. How do you get Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Madonna on the same stage with virtually no bloodshed?
4. Where the hell is D’Angelo?
5. Why are these little girls so in love with Clay Aiken? Do they not see what the rest of America sees?
6. Who else thinks Jay-Z is a black-ass lie when he says his next album will be his last?
7. Why is Bobby Brown still allowed out in public?
8. Why does Mrs. Knowles keep setting Beyonc
